Here's to you, Mrs. Burnside!!

This weekend one of my best friends is getting married to another one of my best friends, it's kind of fun! Adam and Jess will be getting married on Saturday evening in Mesa, but the excitement starts on Thursday night when we'll have the bachelor/bachelorette parties, Friday is the rehearsal and dinner, Saturday is the wedding, Sunday they are having a pool/BBQ party at their beautiful house. I am so honored and excited to be a bridesmaid and a witness to such a special event (oh, and I'm super excited for the food- apparently Jess said it's amazing! lol).

Last Wednesday night I went to Jess' final fitting for her dress, she looked stunning. So beautiful. I told Adam that I almost cried when I saw her, so I'm sure he'll be in tears! :)

To help you with the transition from dating someone to marrying them, my sister posted this today, and I thought the following would be helpful to you! ;)

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

I love you, Jess! I am so glad that we have gotten so close and that soon we'll be living so close, too! You are an amazing person, Adam is so lucky to have you!! So, congrats, Mrs. Burnside!! :)

Can't wait to see you Thursday!